Having moaned about technologies relying on honesty yesterday today brought me to mizzelphug's ebay member profile and what is possibly the best use of the right to reply I've ever seen.

[buyer] fast shipping A+ ++++++++++++++++++
[mizzelphug] I wasn't aware that shipping had polarity. Positively charged at that.

[buyer] Great seller, A+ would do business with again!!
[mizzelphug] I'll hold you to that. The next time i put an item up, you better buy it from me

[buyer] Great ebayer. Quick shipping and well packed. Thank You.
[mizzelphug] It was one night. Just leave it at that...i'll never pack the same way again.

That guy needs a reward, or medication.