The Information Security Tools Team at Microsoft is hiring. Oh yes, your dream could come true, you could work with me …

We have an opening for a Senior SDE to help us develop software to support Microsoft’s information security program, analysing everyone else’s software for potential flaws and helping mitigate, manage and analyse. Mad SQL and OLAP skillz will put you at the top of the queue.

You can either apply though the link above, or email me your résumé/CV to my work email, bdorrans@microsoft.com (which has until now been spam free *sigh*. I promise not to ask how you move Mount Fuji.